Thursday, April 29, 2010

Was it only a matter of time?

Getty Images, I did not read your terms. But you own the rights to this picture. Lawsuit?

Last night, the Lakers drubbed the Thunder. After a few months of so-so-for-their-standards kind of play, pretty much everyone could agree that this was the reminder we needed. A reminder that basically told us two things, the Lakers are good and they're clearly head and shoulders above everyone else…if they wanted to be. This game acted as the little nudge that makes you think "it was only a matter of time." And it was. it truly was.



Sure, let's get it out there. The Lakers haven't had a clean bill of health all season. Even with a lot of their players suiting up in games, we haven't seen this team have its players at 100%. It's basically hampered their play. Many have pointed out that this was a jump shot happy team, that the offense was Kobe-centric. This isn't a knock on Kobe, he's kinda good. But we all know the deal! This team needs to get everyone going, even if it winds up in Kobe's hands anyway. If you're not aware, he's more than capable of expertly finishing up plays. But everyone knows what they Lakers have to do. They have to play to their strengths, and they have to play smart. Get that offense going. That means working the ball around, making sound decisions on and off the ball. Most people would give them a pass for not doing that consistently, but hey, their relatively bad play was good enough for….tops in the West, third in the NBA overall. So maybe we shouldn't get on them for playing like that. Sure, but when that inconsistency carries over to the first four games of the postseason – what say you now? The problems showed, and it looked like some new ones developed along the way. Suddenly, the Lakers looked vulnerable. It's as if the thought of an upset went from unlikely, to possible. And then we get treated to a game like this.

It was vintage LA. And by vintage, I meant the past two years. We saw a dominating offensive performance…now mixed in with this newfound defensive identity. The ball was being worked around, sound decisions were made, and match-ups were exploited. All to the tune of 118.1 points per. 56 points in the paint for the Lakers. They also managed 22 points from the line. No surprise, Andrew Bynum bullied his way to 21 points and Pau Gasol versatiled his way to 25. 42 made baskets for the Lakers, 27 assisted. All this happened while Kobe attempted just nine shots, missing five of them. And he still looked good. We saw the savvy; we saw the impact he had on this game. We witnessed the penetration and the playmaking. What should have happened in game four, as Kobe explained in that post-game, just materialized in game five. It was only a matter of time before we saw this. The solution to their problems was simple, mainly because the limitations they've always had came from within. And it goes without saying, despite their injury situation. It's to play the smart brand of basketball their offense allows them. And if that doesn't work, it's still up to them to play to their strengths that most teams at their best still wouldn't be able to topple. I believe that for this team, it's really supposed to be easier said than done.


For most nights, however, that's not the case. So in game six, what'll it be? Will we see the kind of Lakers team that goes for the jugular? Will we instead see an uninspired effort for game six? Will we get to a game 7 where the clichéd "anything can happen" rears its annoying head? Because, really, fuck clichés. And what if the Lakers do end it in six, what of the next series? Will it be the same old song of mailing it in one game, then pouring it on in the next? Right now, the inevitable seems to have happened. I fear its goodbye to the lovable (except in Seattle) Thunder. But really, are you convinced? Whether you are or you aren't, the convincing commences on April 30. Game six.

So what'll it be, Lakers?

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Friday, December 11, 2009

I Think I'm Pretty Spot On




Also, I despise Kobe. To be fair, though, should have voted for Bynum.
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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Are you excited?

Training camp is looming, and the excitement is building up. After toiling through the dog days of the offseason? We are slowly being rewarded. NBA Season, you are almost upon us! Oh how i miss, thee.



Training camp starts within the week, followed by the preseason the week after. Permission to feel a bit dirty is granted.

This motion picture of awesomeness is from NavjotEnt, a guy who I duped into being a subscriber to my youtube page with all the old And1 videos i posted
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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Chris Paul Can Fast Forward Through Time?!


Take a look at the time difference. Mind blowing, right?

My perception of time has now greatly been distorted. I am both bothered and confused! Someone please explain to me this time-paradoxical occurrence!

Really? You're mad that you're here, reading something that completely wasted your time? Ha! Look at this place. I should be the one angry at you.

Wait!

Don't go. You make me strong



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Saturday, July 25, 2009

Stephon Marbury is one viral character


Photo stolen from the phoenix.com


Seriously, if you're an NBA fan and haven't at least logged in 5 minutes of his streaming of madness then you're absolutely off your rocker. Well, actually, you're the sane one.

Really, though. His stuff is genius. Nutty? Probably. But hey, it's genius!

So here are two LOLMARBZ I created because I'm extremely bored and have no life. Jump if you're into these retarded things I seem to creepily enjoy.




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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Exploring a Possibility of the Shaq Trade

George Diaz of the Orlando Sentinel is one of the many on this planet writing about Shaquille O'Neal to the Cleveland Cavaliers deal. He talks of how the deal doesn't really tip the scales in favor of the Cavaliers. The article contains some commentary here and there about Shaq's attention whore-yness. It also has sensible basketball talk about Orlando's excellent pick and roll game and how Shaq is an atrocious pick and roll defender. You know, talk that makes actual basketball sense. Unlike the migraine inducing stupidity that you find over here in my shitty blog.

Okay, enough self-loathing.

So the Diaz article made me think. As most of the 184245412196597698134 sports blogs on the internet are discussing or have already discussed relevant basketball talk about how this seemingly blockbuster deal is or isn't changing the landscape of Eastern Conference basketball, I am already looking at the potential scenario of another Shaq flip flopisode.




AP Photo

Imagine it's the regular season already. Cleveland and Orlando are probably bound to eventually face each other, right? And maybe the league schedules another one of those Christmas day grudge matches. Orlando and Cleveland. Eastern Conference Finalists. First meeting after being ousted. LeBron James refused to shake hands. Dwight Howard is irked. Shaq hates Dwight and Stan Van Gundy. It's an absolutely orgasmic sequence of events that the media just can't wait to unfold. For David Stern as well. A shit storm of mind numbingly stupid media coverage ensues.

Some subliminal messages are thrown out by the Big Acrimonious One. Indirect comments here and there. The possibilities would be having sensationalistic journalists foam at the mouth.

Enter Kobe or Bill Russell. Or the 6 or 7 Primes in heaven that talk to Shaq in his dreams. They provide him counsel. Tell him to make amends for the better. Boom. Reformation!

Shaq immediately denounces his past comments directed at Dwight. "You know the Big Diesel just gotta show tough love to the youngins. Keep them on their toes. The Big Aristotle's philosophical approach is effective, and it motivated my man right there."

All-Star weekend comes. Dwight Howard is once again the East's starting C. Maybe SVG is the coach for the east team as well. Shaq is the East's reserve C. They get paired together on the court at the same time. In true SVG fashion, he demands that Dwight spaces the floor. It's all hilarious and they become co-MVPs.

Shaq then sends another no homo* worthy tweet "LOL evn supaman2 cn join Kobe n say Shaq how my ass taste. luv u @DwightHoward" and we all live happily ever after.

Doesn't the possibility excite you?

No?

Told you my blog was shitty.

Note (*) - I have nothing against homosexuality, just to be clear.

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